Dota Quote/story/stament for the day...

It was a pub and the host picked Ursa and went forest. After a few minutes he had farmed a bit, and now had Pt:s and a HoD. He used the HoD to control a neutral polar ursa which he immidiatly rushed down the midlane for the two enemy heroes there to kill. They killed the unlucky creep ofc. Now the host wrote "MOMA BEAR ANGRY!" and popped out behind them and killed them both - then went back to forest to find a new ursa to dominate.

Thats off DA! PLAGARISM!

Still funny though

never said it was me, just thought it was funny

Sorry for sounding like I'm evil PIB, I'm jsut making fun

Now for my "funny" (more boring really) story for the day.

I enter a game with a host I know, + his two friennds. Me and one of his friends go scourge against scourge + other friend. Btw stank, this was the game you missed because you had to do something with the pantry O_o

I random meepo lane against 1 really bad player and 1 bad player. We have one jungle naix, one kotl, some leaver I can't remember and a techies. Techies soloed bot (O HELL), I soloed top.

Host solos bot with clockwerk goblin.

What basically results is an overly fed/farmed meepo and a farmed goblin. Except it is pretty bad for us, since we face tiny, goblin, morphling, tinker (they had leaver troll). So in most of the team battles we lose out as naix had a bad start. Thing is, our enemies don't push enough. So what basically should have ended at 40-50 minutes degenerates into an 80 minute game with mass farming. We win through sheer stupidity. Clearly something is wrong when you have a meepo that farms up to 7k+ gold everytime, suicides, buys back then does it again. O it went on so long that when there was only a 15% hp rax left, their tiny denied it so we wouldnt' have to push again . Then the host sold all his items brought BKBs, put them on couriers and sent them out .


Hmmm anyone have something actually funny?

whats an avatared chicken/crow look like? lol

It increases the model size by 400%. They become bigger than roshan .
On a side note, if a meepo got that rich, would it be a better idea to end up going with say. BKB, butters, treads, heart, vlads, SNY (replace vlads or bkb with aegis when you get it). And you use only the big meepo, until the fight is developed, then you poof in your other guys, since they already ff the big meepo and used up their nukes... HEY! I'm on to somethign here! maybe

lol i just go for the buff images, just get like 3 hearts, treds curiass and vlads or something. Sell your mekansm for a heart.

Thing is a heart only increase the hp of your other selves by about 170 hp, while your hero gets hmm another 780 hp (roughly round that) more hp per heart.

Might as well just use your big meepo to bait . Considering that'd he have something like 25 armour, and 4k hp?

I myself get guinsoos on meepo.

Meh it still amps up their hp, they can get pretty tanky. Just depends whos in the game really lol. Yea i have just gone round with my main hero with him before or you take 2, leave one farming neuts and then poof them out 2 safety if they get in trouble, then you get extra exp and gold 2. Plus you get more then just the one net.

Okay this thread is turning into strategy and you know what happens when that does.

lol good english skills there DR.

This is the internet! I don't need english

Player on my team denying a rax so the other team got super creeps

, too bad it wasn't in the same game where my enemy denied their raxes, would have been like " o wow, we were in same game? " .

Also, in a high level match a luna got HotD. Stacked the ancient creep camp 5 times. At lvl 15 went there, got lvl 16 + 1600 gold.

HotD? whats that? lol. hood? HoD? anyway, thats crack up stacking it 5 times thats pretty hard out.

HotD = helm of the dominator. I was going to say hod, but thats hood of defiance .

O lol, helm of dom owns on luna tho. Well life steal pwns, and its better than MoM cus it can be made in2 satanic later. I always just did HoD and hood. I never realised there was a "the" in there lol.

rofl.

And what was this about having good english?

Half-Br33D wrote:Player on my team denying a rax so the other team got super creeps

Bet it was stankey

howd u guess? im gna be playing 2moro nite btw, yay.

ahahaha, oww... my head hurts... too much dota O_o.

Was watching another high level replay O_o. Well it has to be high level, it was finals for the world cyber game asian part. Was MCC vs EHOME, MCC lost, but on the other hand since it counts as countries, NZ came 2nd beating some other good teams .

Anyway, it was like another repeat of that luna I told you about... except this time with dragon knight. Splash damage works just as well .

oh sweetness. MCC are crazy bastards. Ive been watching some of their ladder replays aswel as their dota ones. Is there a balanced (tournament version) of dota with the new (has dmg c/d) blink dagger? Does every hero still get blink dagger now? lol

wow stankey, I think you are becoming a ladder head . Blink dagger alot more rarer, only hero that gets it consistently I've seen is Earthshaker. Sand King gets sometime, but recently a top team showcased one who went for bkb instead, which is much more fun. In fact sand king is hardly picked anymore O_o. It has changed the scene alot.

yeah i thought it would, it was a major change. The item was getting hardcore abused though, i think it was for the best. Yea sk was a constant pick before the change. Is lina to vunerable to pick now?